The Tasty Pilgrim

I see it as my responsibility to keep the dormitory clean. It is the place where pilgrims spend most of their time when they are here. First of all it must SMELL clean ! Regularly pilgrims come in and first want to have a look at the place. I have started to use the vacuum cleaner instead of sweeping the tiled floor with a broom.

First I put the three small waste paper baskets and the five chairs out onto the balcony. As part of the intake ritual, I take the pilgrims upstairs to the dormitory and ask them to leave their boots outside on the balcony.

In spite of that there is a lot of sand and dust on the floor of the dormitory after they have left. You see when they are ready to leave, they take their boots from the balcony and sit on the bed and lace them. When pilgrimns arrive they are always to tired to clean their boots. You will find that a lot of sand also accumulates under the beds as well. First I vacuum clean the floor and then mop the floor. The following day I pushed the beds away and you would not believe what I found there. After the experience with the stink blankets, I realized that I should also vacuum clean the matrasses ! The sun shone on a matrass and I noticed some creepy crawlies doing the hoky poky. You concentrate on cleaning the floors, so your eyes do not go over the matrass. Of course I started to vacuum clean all the old matrasses. Very inspiring !!!!!!!!

First of all, people sit on the bed and tend their feet. What about some nail clippings and hairs and compeed and plaster and small balls of toes´cheese and nose mucus or bits of blisters or peels of skin and the moisture when they have lanced their blisters, ear plugs and lots and lots of hair. All in and on the matrass. Even my dog does not shed so much hair. And what about the menstruation stains. Bigga Voodo Powah !!!!! Enough human material to bring a Voodoo Doctor into seventh heaven. I dropped everything and rushed to surf the world wide web. EUREKA !

There is no webshop selling voodoo material. I have struck gold ! This wil make me rich. Of course there will be additional products on sale in the voodoo webshop. What about bottled pilgrim´s farts. Much in demand here. So if you wish to invest in my webshop LUIS´ VOODOO WORLD, you are welcome. Just drop me a line and I will send you some free sample. Matrasses are in a sorry state, worn out and with holes in them.

Obviously some rejects from Oxfam or so. I turned all the matrasess and started to vacuum clean the other side. Enough came off to stock another webshop. In marketing it is always wise to set a competitor in the market before some else does it. Just a question of pricing is lef6t. Will we sell at a lower price the same human Voodo material ? NO ! It will be more exclusive, so more expensive. Every article will come with a written guarantee of authenticity. Now for a name, short and catchy. How about MIGHTY VOODOO BONER ! It will save the tigers, of which in Chinese medicine so much material is used as n afrodiasac.

So you see we really are do-gooders here !